Fortnite skins are dumb

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I am forcing myself to write this week to get back into a rhythm. I did get another theme idea, but to avoid ending up without one, I'll write about the one I thought about last week: Fortnite, and how many gaming journalists don't seem to understand what Fortnite has become. Now, before I go further, yes, Epic sucks. If your reason for detesting the game is Epic, carry on; I have no comments. But if you wish to read further, we consume content from bad companies all the time, I'm afraid.

This September saw the release of Override, a new chapter in Fortnite. A chapter is essentially a small map rework, a new battle pass, and a theme, with gimmicks (though this one kept gimmicks from last season). If the map changes a lot, it is a new season, with its own chapters. The override theme is gaming. And alongside Fortnite-branded original characters, we also have a big wave of collaborations; Fortnite has had its share of gaming characters in the game, but one in particular really broke containment on the journalist circle: Kingdom Hearts.

The points of discussion essentially boil down to skins being soulless husks Epic is selling back to you for nostalgia; how wrong it is to see Sora with a gun (bonus if you add an image of the Simpsons' "no-no" chart); and some criticism of capitalism while you are at it. I will not criticize the capitalism of the thing because you can do that yourself; it's a live service game, and it's very easy to do so, with good reason. My concern is the other half of the argument, and a fun comment: you do not see the same opinion from players.

Fortnite is not a cohesive world where multiple timelines collide. It is a toy box. A very corpo-approved toy box, but one nonetheless. Yes, skins are husks because they are skins; they have to be husks to fit the mechanic; they don't talk. They just have a special idle pose if you are lucky and do silly emotes. The fun is in how nonsensical it is.

No player is looking at Sora and asking how this fits into the Kingdom Hearts timeline; that is Sora only in name and looks, kind of like a fanfic; those you can swap names around freely because these characters got so big they became their own context. So seeing Sora shooting a rifle, doing the griddy, and then getting headshot by Peter Griffin is complete and utter nonsense, and that's exactly why it is funny. Besides, this may be the most protagonism Kairi got on the entire franchise, as a bonus.

So when Ironmouse is flying around, using a Tails sprite, shooting Mega Man's Buster, while Morgana from Persona 5 follows her around, no one cares; it's stupid. This comes from a player who spent too much time and money on that game; damn if it isn't funny as hell. It never really stops being a source of entertainment. The moment Hatsune Miku arrived on the island, people kept posting memes of the Fortnite song sung by Miku, because it was now real? Just chef's kiss. And that's something that is impossible to understand unless you are in on the joke- if you enjoy the silly game you play to pass the time and hang out with your friends.


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